Oh god they made another
one. The production company, The Asylum, is back with the sequel too
the terrible Sharknado. I do think there is an audience for these
kind of movies but the first Sharknado was truly terrible. For more
info on Sharknado please see my opinion on it posted on the 24th
of February 2015.
So this is Sharknado 2:
The Second One, yes it's actually called that. Just like the first
one this is a movie sold only on its name(sold is maybe not the right
word since it's a straight too TV movie). The plot is also the same
as the first Sharknado movie except this time we are in New York City
and by chance our hero and his ex-wife from the first movie is in New
York City to promote a book she wrote called «How to Survive a
Sharknado and other Unnatural Disasters»(hey, i have that book). You
would think that if the weather is getting so bad that there could be
tornadoes there would be some kind of early warning system or a
weatherman or something to warn people but i guess not. The movie
says no to that, no warning. This comes out of nowhere.
Ian Ziering(Beverly Hills
90210) and Tara Reid(American Pie,Van Wilder,Alone in the Dark)
return to play their characters from the first movie, Fin and April.
Not much have changed, Ian is kinda good and Tara can't act. I still
don't understand why Fin wants to be with April so bad. She is so
unlikable it's almost ridiculous. There is a lot of cameos in this
movie too, a lot. I will probably forget some of them but the ones i
saw was Andy Dick(The Andy Dick Show), Billy Ray Cyrus(Hannah
Montana, Musician, Father of Miley Cyrus), Wil Wheaton(Star Trek: The
Next Generation, The Big Bang Theory), Kelly Osbourne(Austin Powers
in Goldmember, Daughter of Ozzy Osbourne), Robert Hays(Airplane),
Sandy «Pepa» Denton(From musicgroup Salt-n-Pepa), Kurt
Angle(Wrestler known for his time in Total Nonstop Action Wrestling
and World Wrestling Entertainment) and Richard Kind(Spin City, Argo).
That's not all though because we got some famous people with bigger
roles than cameos. They got Judd Hirsch(Independence Day,Numbers),
Vivica A. Fox(Independence Day, Kill Bill vol. 1, Kill Bill vol. 2)
and Kari Wuhrer(Tanya in the videogame Red Alert 2). I have no idea
why all these people wanted to be in this movie but i guess that if
they had asked me i would probably say yes to.
The productionvalue is
still the same, bad. The special effects looks like it's been done by
a highschooler on his familys computer. It's really bad. The dialog
is so badly written it almost hurts. I was almost crying 15 minutes
into this movie because of the dialog alone. There are some good
ideas for scenes, situations and locations, like things happening
down in the subway but it's just too poorly executed. It's also way
to predictable which character is doomed from the start. There is
also an extreme amount of bad puns. I love puns, puns are great but
these are just to bad. But it's not all bad. Fin has a speech that
although cheesy is kinda badass. Also when Fin gets a chainsaw
everything gets better. The climax of the movie is better than the
climax in the first movie. The whole movie overall is better than the
first one. The run time is 95 minutes is ok. They are kinda pushing
it and i believe that if they make these movies any longer it's going
to overstay its welcome. Now we just play the waiting game for
Sharknado 3.
TL;DR
Dumb movie with really bad
dialog. You really need to like bad movies to watch this. Do not
watch it alone, get your friends together and make fun of it. A lot
of cameos. Same plot as the first, different location. Very bad
effects. Better then the first one and a way better climax then in
the first movie.
My question for you:
Do
you like these kind of bad movies?
Are
you excited for Sharknado 3?
Please
leave a comment(negative,positive, suggestions or/and answers).
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next time, stay fresh.
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